Missleading Text Msg....!!!!!

The Engish language is a multi facetted one,so many dialects and accents,that sometimes my poor brain can't keep up.
I received one morning a text from the bosses wife,a sweet girl,but she tends to text 1, in lower case which i can bearly see.2 in an urban Canadian jargon,,
On this particular morn 1. I was still tired..hadn't had a coffee 2. feeling extremly daft..
The textes went something like this:-

Kim:-- wotz ya odimeter readin
Me:-- ??? How should i know
Kim:-- i need to no wot its readin
Iwas completly baffled and still half asleep
Me :-- Why ??
Kim:-- i need it
Me:-- I dont know,but i'm reading a Robert Ludlum novel, does this help ?
Kim:-- wtf u talkin bout
Me:-- I have know idea poppet,and dont use bad language please
Kim:-- just tell me the odimeter reading in front of ya
Me:-- ??? There's a truck in front of me,not an Oldsmobile, and how should i know what he's
reading ??
Kim :-- u r pissing me off
Me:-- Well if you wrote,as ive asked you in capitles i might be able to read your textes
Kim:-- OH YEH SORRY, WOT IS THE ODIMETER READING
Me:-- Whats that then ??
Kim:-- THE MILLAGE OF THE TRUCK
Me:-- I dont know, i'll work it out for you tho
Kim:-- ITS WRITTEN ON THE DISPLAY IN FRONT OF YA
Me:-- Yes but its in Killometers,,can you work it out then
Kim:-- IM REALLY BUSY TELL ME
Me:-- 136728.5
Me :-- 136728.6
Me:-- 136728.7
Kim:-- GO AWAY IM BUSY
Me:-- Was only trying to be helpful and keep you up to date
1 hour latter
Kim:-- ya truck needs a service
Kim:-- YA TRUCK NEEDS A SERVICE
She's learning
Me:-- Why ?
Kim:-- COZ OFF THE MILLAGE
Me :-- Dont you meen KM
Kim:-- GET A SERVICE THIS TRIP
Me:-- No.
Kim:-- DO AS YA TOLD, COZ OF THE WARENTY
Me:-- We did that last week,you picked me up at Kworth remember
Kim:-- WHY HAVN'T THEY SENT A BILL THEN
Me:-- You do ask me silly things dear,shall i call Kworth for you and ask
Kim:-- SHIT NO,, THEY MIGHT HAVE 4GOTTEN IT
Me:-- Like you did,!!!
Kim:-- GOTTA 1000 THINGS ON MY PLATE AT THE MO
Me:-- Go on a diat then
Kim:-- HA BLOODY HA
Moral off this tale,, dont text Gremmie early in the morning before he's had a cup of Java