I took a load of a new Pepsi product ,,,,energy drink: as if the world needs another one,,,, from Minnesota across to Mississauga Onterio, had plenty of time as delivary was on Monday mornining and i loaded on the thursday.
Found Mississauga and wished i hadn,t what a dump, i shant waiste time and energy reporting on this area of Canada as theirs nothing there that a well placed Atom bomb wouldn,t fix Unloaded monday morning and got the hell out of there, whizzed upto Bradford On and loaded carrots for Jacksonville Florida,,,, Woo Hoo back to the sun,,,,,.
Crossed into at the Lewiston border just down stream from Niagra Falls drove through Buffelo down to Eiri then headed south on I79.
I was in my element now beautiful rolling hills and lovely countryside,well worth the visit in truck, camper or bike. Into Viginia and running over the Appalachien mountains into the Corolina,s and the scenary just gets better.
A quick shit,shower and shave at a J and batted on down south,it was getting warmer by the mile the sun was out and i was a happy bunny. Savanah Ga came and went and arrived in Jacksonville early. Thought id try and unload Tuesday evening instead of Wedensday morning, and presented myself to the goods receiving office.
This is what happend ?????
Me.. Good evening ladies, i have a load of carrots my book in # is 123456
Dark skinned girl.... Howdy hon,,cant find ya number on this ere computer no wherz
Me... maybe if you look on tomorrows pages poppet ????
Dark girl.... Holy shit , u is early u booked for,,,,9,30am,,,
We were now joined by a blonde woman who was also the supervisor
Blondey,,,, hey just love ya accent,wherz ya from ???
Me,,,, I'm British dear
Blondey,,, u just keep on'a tawkin hon i,ll give ya any bookin u want
Me,,, well if poss a slightly earlier time would be pleasent my dear
Blondey,,,, 04,00 am any good
Me,,,, Oh no thats to early, i need my beauty sleep, and as the day has only 24 hours i need every min i can get .
Giggles from all the girls
Blondey,,,, You are kinnda cute,,,is 06,00am to ya likin???
Me,,, that would be splendid...... would you also be able to recomend some where to eat tonite Blondey,,,, Ask Pam she knows here way arround here
Me,, hallo Pam could you give me some dirrections
Pam had large breasts that jiggled of their own free will, its a habit of mine to notice some off the finer details in life
Pam,, Shit hon ill take ya maself
I blushed
Blondey,,, hey Pam cant let ya go early,to much to do sis
So i ate alone,
Unloaded the next morning touts suit and headed off to Augusta Ge, to reload....tractors...in a reefer??????. Driving between Chattanooga and Nashville it got a tad windy,then a bit windyier,and a few drops of rain appeared on my wind screen. Then it started to blow my trailler slightly of line and the radio repported Twisters..???? And then all hell broke loose,winds and rain of the sought i had only seen in hollywood films, visibilty down to zilch and the truck just rocked and rolled, i hung on for grimm death like that for about 4 miles. As sudden as it started it finnished....!!!!!
Nashville radio was still giving warnings, of more storms so i gunned it and got as far away as poss. Loaded me tractors then headed up to Quincl IL to fill up the last few feet off trailler space and the home for the weekend. And now my truck is frozen solid -40c....??????
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